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How Industrial Waste Became “The Food of the Future” (And Why We’re Still Paying for It)

January 09, 20263 min read

In 1911, two candle makers named Procter and Gamble had a problem.

Electricity was coming, and it was about to wipe out their candle business. On top of that, they were sitting on mountains of cottonseed oil—a byproduct of the textile industry that nobody actually wanted to eat.

Because cottonseed oil wasn’t food.
It was industrial waste.

So they did what any clever industrialists would do: instead of throwing it away, they figured out how to sell it to the public.


The Birth of Crisco: A Marketing Masterpiece

Someone had a bright idea.

If you:

  • Heat cottonseed oil

  • Blast it with hydrogen

  • Bleach it until it’s snow white

Suddenly, it looks just like lard—the fat humans had been cooking with for generations.

The problem was obvious:
How do you get people to eat 50 tons of industrial waste without them noticing?

Simple.

You put it in a clean white can, call it Crisco, and tell America it’s:

  • The food of the future

  • Purer than pig fat

  • Blessed by science

  • Kosher for the first time in history

Then you mail out a free cookbook so beautifully designed that housewives reportedly cried when they received it.

Real tears.
Over hydrogenated industrial oil.


Smearing the Competition (Literally)

But selling something new isn’t enough. You also have to destroy what people already trust.

So they started dropping hints:

  • Lard is dirty

  • Lard is unsafe

  • Lard is “disgusting”

They even circulated grotesque stories about workers falling into rendering tanks and being melted into pig fat—stories with no evidence, designed purely to create revulsion.

Was it true?
Didn’t matter.

Fear sells better than facts.


And America Bought It

Fast forward a few decades.

By the 1980s:

  • Everyone is frying eggs in seed oils

  • Refined vegetable oils are everywhere

  • Traditional animal fats are demonised

  • Chronic disease rates are climbing

And people are left wondering:

“Why do we suddenly feel so awful?”

Good question.


The Real Genius Wasn’t the Product—It Was the Playbook

Here’s the uncomfortable part.

Procter and Gamble didn’t just sell Crisco.
They created a template.

A playbook that Big Food and Big Ag have used ever since:

  1. Take something cheap, artificial, or industrial

  2. Process it until it looks acceptable

  3. Market it as “clean,” “modern,” or “scientific”

  4. Smear real food as dangerous or outdated

  5. Profit massively

  6. Blame the consumer when health collapses

That same strategy is still running today.


From Crisco to Chemicals

Look at modern ingredient lists:

  • Artificial sweeteners

  • High-fructose corn syrup

  • Preservatives you can’t pronounce

  • Lab-engineered additives with “generally regarded as safe” labels

We’re told these are:

  • Better than sugar

  • Better than fat

  • Better than nature

But better for who?

Certainly not the person eating them.

They’re better for:

  • Shelf life

  • Manufacturing costs

  • Profit margins

That’s it.


The Big Question No One Wants to Ask

Do we honestly believe that:

  • Fake sweeteners

  • Industrial seed oils

  • Chemical preservatives

  • Ultra-processed calories

are healthier than the real food humans thrived on for thousands of years?

Or are they simply better for the bottom line?

Because the results are in:

  • Obesity

  • Diabetes

  • Heart disease

  • Neurodegeneration

And none of them were problems when food came from farms instead of factories.


So… Were We All Lied To?

Not exactly.

We were marketed to.

And the marketing worked so well that questioning it now makes you sound “anti-science” or “anti-progress.”

But history tells a different story.

What started as a clever way to hide industrial waste became a multi-trillion-dollar food system built on processed, engineered, and highly profitable products—with human health as collateral damage.


Final Thought

This isn’t nostalgia.
It isn’t conspiracy.

It’s just history… repeating itself.

And until people start recognising the pattern, Big Food will keep selling chemistry as nutrition—wrapped in clean labels and good intentions.

Because the playbook hasn’t changed.

Only the packaging has.

Nick Howarth, founder of Best Body Health Coach (BBHC) and published author on health and wellness, has been transforming lives since 2013 through his innovative and personalized health coaching programs. With over a decade of experience, Nick has empowered thousands to achieve their health goals, including sustainable weight loss and the management of chronic medical conditions, by focusing on nutrition and holistic wellness.

Nick Howarth

Nick Howarth, founder of Best Body Health Coach (BBHC) and published author on health and wellness, has been transforming lives since 2013 through his innovative and personalized health coaching programs. With over a decade of experience, Nick has empowered thousands to achieve their health goals, including sustainable weight loss and the management of chronic medical conditions, by focusing on nutrition and holistic wellness.

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